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dying like flies #1

They were standing on the dirt path next to the milking buckets, when he wrote the check, signed the deed, but then something happened:

 

He clutched at his chest, he fell down, his face hit the path, he bit the dust, his leg jerked backwards, he kicked the can, and he bought the farm!

dying like flies #2

Did you read it?   

Sure I read it, he bought the farm.    

No, no, no. He bit the dust, then he kicked the can, THEN  he bought the farm.   

Anyone who buys the farm must bite the dust and kick the can first, then they can buy the farm.    

Okay, I get it.

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