hey doc #1
A man comes to doctor with what seems like a very large belly under his shirt, and he says; "Hey Doc, people keep telling me that they think I have a hernia, and that I need to see a doctor. So here I am."
Doctor; "Okay, lets have a look."
So after the Doctor examines him, he says to the man; "Well, you don't have a hernia."
Man; "I don't?"
"No, you have a hyena!"
"Don't you have a yard for him?"
So now the man can tell all his acquaintances that Doctor says he doesn't have a hernia, he has a hyena!
hey doc #2
A man brings his very young son to the doctor.
The kid has brought with him a bunch of toy dinosaurs, and is playing with them, particularly one that is very large, has 4 legs, a long tail and a long neck.
It seems that he is most fond of this one.
The doctor examines the boy.
Doctor; I'm afraid your son has Brontosaurthritis.
Oh no, is it serious?
Doc; Well, not usually. But keep an eye on him, and see that he doesn't grow up rich and try to build a real jurassic Park.
