It's the strangest thing, love is in the air.     

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All over the world, love is in the air.      

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People all over the world have become honeys and darlings to each other. There's sweetheart couples every place one looks! Everyone is getting all lovey dovey everywhere.       

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There's so much love going around, that Vladimir Putin himself has gotten into the act: He's put on a ball, held in his great dance hall. Participants include himself, one woman, and some body guards. No one else is allowed in the room.   

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And they are dancing close, and the body guards are dancing also, although with each other, because there are no other women there.       

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Now the woman whispers into Vladimir's ear; "What's that you've got in your pant, or are you that happy to see me?"     

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And Putin whispers in return into her ear; "Nuclear missile."