the hot babe #1
The hot babe is talking and walking along with her girlfriend, while looking over at some guys.
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Then her girlfriend suddenly flicks cold water on hot babe’s face.
Then Hot Babe gripes; “What did you do that for?”
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“You said you were getting too hot.”
“No I didn’t, I didn’t say -- too hot.”
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“Well . . . you were too hot for me.”
Hey all you guys out there; the hot babe is the perfect woman:
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She's not too old, has a great body, is the prettiest woman you've ever seen, is smart, is sensible, is extremely sexy, and has no boyfriend!
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She has only one problem; she's fictional.
the hot babe #2
The hot babe has this gorgeous blond hair.
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And a group of other gals comes by. And one of them says to her; "Your hair is so very very beautiful!".
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So then the Hot Babe reaches up, takes hold of her hair, and pulls it off her head; it's a wig.
And she holds it out at arm's length and looks at it, and says; "Yes, it is very pretty, isn't it.?"
the hot babe #3
The Hot Babe comes home, and Henry says to her;
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Were you hot again today?
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And the Hot Babe replies; Yes, I was. And I was so hot that I found a male flea on my body!
How do you know it was a male flea?
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Well, if you look really, really, really close, and if you see a teeny tiny, teensy weensy, itty bitty thing between it's legs, then you know it's a male.
So what if you look really, really, really close, and it could be a male, but your eyes aren't good enough to see it, then what?
Well, I guess some guys are like that.
