Hank lived in a village.

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This village wanted to have a meal of vegetables for all the people, but didn't have enough vegetables for all.

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Hank had problems.

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Hank did not know how to deal with his problems.

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He had a problem with his tonsils, had them taken out.

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He had a problem with his appendix, had that taken out.

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He had a problem with his kidney, had that taken out.

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He had a problem with his teeth, had all those taken out.

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He had a problem with his brain, had that taken out.

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Now Hank was not a vegetarian, but now he's a vegetable.

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So now he could be added to the pot - and there were vegetables for all, everyone ate, everyone happy.